Manager Advice

[Manager] So the strategies i have are....[drrrrrrr....drrrr...cell vibrates]
[Manager] Excuse me...
[Manager] Now i would want to listen to you all.. [drrrrrrr....drrrr...cell vibrates]
[Manager] Excuse me... Helloooo...Yes, Im in meeting, yes, Ok..Bye.
[Manager] For all those who are unmarried out there.. here is a tip,
                That was my wife...
                If she calls you and u ignore first time, its probably ok..
                If she calls you again, better pick it up second time.. else
                third time would be a WAR!

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