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She: Helloo, Hellooo, you there? He: One second... [ background talk .. .to maid.. instructions... ] She:  [ waiting..... ]  Helloo He : [ Loud voice... ]  OK...I HAVE TO GET READY AND GO TO OFFICE..BYE! She :  You dont have to show me you are my husband infront of your maid... He :  heheh..what is it baby? She :  If you show me that you are my husband infront of maid...         I will have to show you I'm your wife infront of your BOSS! He: Oops, dont scare me!!

She: I want to kill this Stupid mosquito before it bites my son! He: Where is it? Let me help you... She: Oh no, missed it, Now, you are gonna hunt it down and see to the task [After 10 mins] He: [tick, tat...] I killed it. She: Oh really? How do you know it is the same stupid mosquito? He: Oh, That, I know! It's the same stupid mosquito.. She: How? Prove it to me. He: I asked its name before I killed it :D

[Manager] So the strategies i have are....[ drrrrrrr....drrrr...cell vibrates ] [Manager] Excuse me... [Manager] Now i would want to listen to you all.. [ drrrrrrr....drrrr...cell vibrates ] [Manager] Excuse me... Helloooo...Yes, Im in meeting, yes, Ok..Bye. [Manager] For all those who are unmarried out there.. here is a tip,                 That was my wife...                 If she calls you and u ignore first time, its probably ok..                 If she calls you again, better pick it up second time.. else                 third time would be a WAR !