Who is the BOSS?

She: Helloo, Hellooo, you there?
He: One second... [background talk .. .to maid.. instructions... ]
She: [waiting.....] Helloo
He: [ Loud voice...] OK...I HAVE TO GET READY AND GO TO OFFICE..BYE!
She: You dont have to show me you are my husband infront of your maid...
He: heheh..what is it baby?
She: If you show me that you are my husband infront of maid... 
       I will have to show you I'm your wife infront of your BOSS!
He: Oops, dont scare me!!

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